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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

hello world.
this post is to record quirky little thingamajigs you encounter in life that may be quickly forgotten, on account of overstressing neurone connections due to such things like PROMOS.
remember how bad O levels were? promos has two Os. yay -o-
three if you count promotionals.

#1 - impudent little brat. juvenile, infantile... whatever.
havent gone cycling in a while :(
i miss it!
so anyway there's this little spot in the basement carpark where you can sit and wait, so i was sitting there waiting for my mother to come home.
this little family of four (dad, mum, two sons) decided to go biking! :D
great idea, btw.
so the dad went to get the bikes and the mum.. wandered out of my field of vision with the younger boy.
the older boy (about p4 age i guess?) decided to walk around me.
literally, AROUND me.
all the while staring (glaring, i daresay) at me with his head down and his eyes on my face.
i strongly doubt there was something on it, cos it was quite an aggressive stare.
at first i decided to ignore. weird little boy who has nothing better to do.

after a while, it got a little annoying.
so i stared back.
he continued staring.
and staring and circling.
本小姐是不好欺负的。
so i glared at him and arranged my face into a "whaddayawant" expression.
he stopped walking, but kept staring.
i jerked my chin a little towards him. again, to emphasise the "whaddayawant" air.

boy's reaction is as follows.
o_O *runs to daddy*

my reaction is as follows.
*smirk*

#2 - bicycles and mothers who space out.
continuing from above, the dad got the bikes and brought the older boy (who just got owned by me) elsewhere.
leaving the mum and the younger boy, whose bike had support wheels.
evidently, if a kid's bike has support wheels, he/she doesnt exactly know how to ride the bike yet.
i was expecting a bicycle lesson of some sort.
after all, if you're gonna put a little boy on a bike, might as well teach him to ride it.

instead, all i saw was a little boy stamping his feet on the poor suffering pedals. if he got the angle right, the pedal would move forward and the bike would jerk a few centimetres. if he got the angle wrong, the pedal would move backward and the bike would do nothing.
and that was only for his right foot. his left leg was spasming and not going anywhere.

the mother was staring at an empty patch of white wall. paint patterns must've been interesting.
the boy's (epic fail) attempts to ride the bike continued for a while.
he managed to move the bike quite a bit.
until i saw he was going onto the ROAD.
i was like O_________O cos little kids on bikes on roads are dangerous. even if it's a carpark.
the mother was still staring at the patch of white wall.

the kid jerked the bike forwards.
and forwards.
and forwards.
and forwards.
and forwards.
THUD.
he jerked the bike right into the car parked across from my side of the road.
of course, no one gets seriously hurt in a crash at THAT kind of speed, but naturally i was abit concerned for the car. (im joking.)

the thud must have brought the mother to her senses because she rushed right across the road (without looking both ways -o-) and checked on her son.
i think i expect too much of the mother because i was expecting another bike lesson.
instead, she motioned for the kid to follow her (she was on foot btw) and presumably wanted to move to another place to cycle.
the kid had problems turning the bike -o-
again i expected her to teach the kid how to turn the bike.

instead, her actions were as follows.
*grabs bike handles*
"turn the bike slowly~"
*swerves bike around*
*kid's legs dangle in mid-air*

and after that kid was gone, i saw another kid riding a bike.
i saw the front wheel and thought, "hmm, the kid's riding in a straight line!"
i saw the kid's face and thought, "hmm, well, most kids can ride at that age." (about primary 4 to 6. idek.)
i saw the back wheel and thought, "coolios, no support wheels!"
i saw a pair of feet following the bike and a pair of hands pushing the back seat and thought, "WTF."

#3 - phone conversations.
person: may i speak to (dad's name) please?
me: ahh he's overseas atm.
person: hah. overseas ah.
me: yup.
person: mm. your dad ah.
me: yup.
person: orh. *hang up*

#4 - emails and confused identity.

Email #1 from: 09S77 math rep.
"Yo 09S77!

This is your Math rep sending you an.....

OMNISCIENT ZOMGWTHBBQ MATH REVISION PACKAGE

....Not.

It's a Chem Revision Checklist. =]
In both it's .docx and .doc glory. Whatever that means.

[cut...]

P.S. If you have too much time on your hands, here's a video they screened in the SMTP lecture about ozone. It's a cartoon and it's...comically retarded.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKrPd-8CJBM"

Email #2 from: 09S77 chem rep.
"Yo 09S77!

This is your CHEM rep sending you .....

KINGBA LUGGI BEST DENKI GUARANTEE PWNZ ALL FLATFLAT PLUZ CHOP CHEM WORKED SOLUTIONS FOR ALL THE BOOKLETS

....Not.

Juz wanna inform you tt the math revision booklet ans keys have errors...

[cut...]

*disclaimer: use tis at ur own risk. Author will not take any responsibility for any problems caused by this."

i see.
someone tell me why have they not officially announced their status as twins.
and swapped subject rep roles.
*pengz*

#5 - lol at my dad. and moar emails.

Email from: Dad.
"Singapore's Miss World has gone down the drain!!!

Read the Straits Times article and couldn't believe my eyes & ears (search "Miss Singapore World 2009 - Miss Ris Low" at YouTube). Embarrassing!!! I rather S'pore don't send a beauty queen than this year's winner."

i... had no idea he was so interested in beauty pageant winners and their fail engrish.

#6 - groundbreaking.
so we were diligent gp students in gp class talking about euthanasia.
brandon suggested that jumping off the building is the quickest way to die since you die instantly.
talk thus turned to the two boys who committed suicide last year, one of whom was apparently "writhing in pain" after jumping.
someone (dont rmb who) brought up the idea that if you jump from a higher floor, the probability of dying is higher.
kaeyuan said "i will bounce back up."
then came the idea of an earthquake happening as a result of abovementioned action.
then came the idea of a tsunami being set off as a result.
then came the idea (i rmb caleb said this) that since we're at the equator, the tsunami will spread both ways, to the north and south poles, where the melting polar ice caps reside.
then came the idea that that's how the world will end.
in conclusion, the world will end by kaeyuan's groundbreaking (literally) leap off a building.
here's hoping very sincerely that this doesnt happen, of course.

#7 - my epic fail
so, while somewhere in limbo between sleep and waking (omg msnd) while walking to lit, i missed a step going down the stairs.
caleb says, very helpfully: "at least you didnt fall flat like kaeyuan."
ankle hurts like :( now though.
T~T

--

7 is a lucky number so i shall stop here.
noob kpop fans annoy me.
i fear for lee minho's safety when he comes to singapore next month.
(ON THE SATURDAY BEFORE PROMOS ENDS, WTS)

i like myra's msn nick. "i am the antithesis of pouting".

i apologise for this lengthy and somewhat nonsensical post.

screw you and your complete lack of sense.
misunderstand for all you want, i couldnt care less.
i'd rather have people wondering if im really incapable of entering the pool on friday or if im just pretending,
than enter the pool and show people that i shouldnt have tried to prove a point.

zzz sleepy.


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THUD. he jerked the bike right into the car parked across from my side of the road. of course, no one gets seriously hurt in a crash at THAT kind of speed, but naturally i was abit concerned for the car. (im joking.) the thud must have brought the mother to her senses because she rushed right across the road (without looking both ways -o-) and checked on her son. i think i expect too much of the mother because i was expecting another bike lesson. instead, she motioned for the kid to follow her (she was on foot btw) and presumably wanted to move to another place to cycle. the kid had problems turning the bike -o- again i expected her to teach the kid how to turn the bike. instead, her actions were as follows. grabs bike handles "turn the bike slowly~" swerves bike around kid's legs dangle in mid-air and after that kid was gone, i saw another kid riding a bike. i saw the front wheel and thought, "hmm, the kid's riding in a straight line!" i saw the kid's face and thought, "hmm, well, most kids can ride at that age." (about primary 4 to 6. idek.) i saw the back wheel and thought, "coolios, no support wheels!" i saw a pair of feet following the bike and a pair of hands pushing the back seat and thought, "WTF." #3 - phone conversations. person: may i speak to (dad's name) please? me: ahh he's overseas atm. person: hah. overseas ah. me: yup. person: mm. your dad ah. me: yup. person: orh. hang up #4 - emails and confused identity. Email #1 from: 09S77 math rep. "Yo 09S77! This is your Math rep sending you an..... OMNISCIENT ZOMGWTHBBQ MATH REVISION PACKAGE ....Not. It's a Chem Revision Checklist. =] In both it's .docx and .doc glory. Whatever that means. [cut...] P.S. If you have too much time on your hands, here's a video they screened in the SMTP lecture about ozone. It's a cartoon and it's...comically retarded. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKrPd-8CJBM" Email #2 from: 09S77 chem rep. "Yo 09S77! This is your CHEM rep sending you ..... KINGBA LUGGI BEST DENKI GUARANTEE PWNZ ALL FLATFLAT PLUZ CHOP CHEM WORKED SOLUTIONS FOR ALL THE BOOKLETS ....Not. Juz wanna inform you tt the math revision booklet ans keys have errors... [cut...] disclaimer: use tis at ur own risk. Author will not take any responsibility for any problems caused by this." i see. someone tell me why have they not officially announced their status as twins. and swapped subject rep roles. pengz* #5 - lol at my dad. and moar emails. Email from: Dad. "Singapore's Miss World has gone down the drain!!! Read the Straits Times article and couldn't believe my eyes & ears (search "Miss Singapore World 2009 - Miss Ris Low" at YouTube). Embarrassing!!! I rather S'pore don't send a beauty queen than this year's winner." i... had no idea he was so interested in beauty pageant winners and their fail engrish. #6 - groundbreaking. so we were diligent gp students in gp class talking about euthanasia. brandon suggested that jumping off the building is the quickest way to die since you die instantly. talk thus turned to the two boys who committed suicide last year, one of whom was apparently "writhing in pain" after jumping. someone (dont rmb who) brought up the idea that if you jump from a higher floor, the probability of dying is higher. kaeyuan said "i will bounce back up." then came the idea of an earthquake happening as a result of abovementioned action. then came the idea of a tsunami being set off as a result. then came the idea (i rmb caleb said this) that since we're at the equator, the tsunami will spread both ways, to the north and south poles, where the melting polar ice caps reside. then came the idea that that's how the world will end. in conclusion, the world will end by kaeyuan's groundbreaking (literally) leap off a building. here's hoping very sincerely that this doesnt happen, of course. #7 - my epic fail so, while somewhere in limbo between sleep and waking (omg msnd) while walking to lit, i missed a step going down the stairs. caleb says, very helpfully: "at least you didnt fall flat like kaeyuan." ankle hurts like :( now though. T~T -- 7 is a lucky number so i shall stop here. noob kpop fans annoy me. i fear for lee minho's safety when he comes to singapore next month. (ON THE SATURDAY BEFORE PROMOS ENDS, WTS) i like myra's msn nick. "i am the antithesis of pouting". i apologise for this lengthy and somewhat nonsensical post. screw you and your complete lack of sense. misunderstand for all you want, i couldnt care less. i'd rather have people wondering if im really incapable of entering the pool on friday or if im just pretending, than enter the pool and show people that i shouldnt have tried to prove a point. zzz sleepy.