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Thursday, March 26, 2009

blogging again~~~

today was a realllllly scandal-ridden day lolololol.

#1: Joanne and Shi Ing.
joanne gives shiing heart palpitations / seizures!
shiing: "joanne! my love!" *opens arms wide*
joanne: "NOOOOOOOO!" *run away*

#2: Sarah and YongTauFoo Aunty.
sarah vehemently denies her undying affection for ytf aunty, despite numerous incriminating pieces of evidence.

Evidence 1: "AUNTY IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!" *gushes again and again*
Evidence 2: "the aunty's srsly so cute man. I LOVE HERRRR!"
Evidence 3: "i srsly love this stall cos of the aunty lah!" *gush gush gush gush gush*

yet, when interrogated about this shocking infatuation...
"NOOOOOO! HOW CAN I BE IN LOVE WITH AN OLDER WOMAN. no, scratch that. AN OLD WOMAN!"
for some reason, this made me think of:
누난 너무 예뻐~ => 이모 너무 예뻐~
*cough*. shinee withdrawal symptoms.

#3 Qiaoyan's scandal at Hotel 81 with... ZICHAO?!?
this scandal actually spans a loooooooooooooong way.
im surprised they managed to keep it up for so long.
its an msn convo, so i shall just put the names of the ppl. hehe.

to cut a long story short, it started with.

qiaoyan says:
since when did u help me cheat?

weiqi says:
after that day of weakness at hotel 81.

and then, it continued with.

zichao says:
u din rmb
or r u trying to deny the fact
in the room

qiaoyan says:
wt happened in the room
tt I DIN RMB
SOMEHOW

zichao says:
eh
cause u were drunk
and ya
u were lying in the room

weiqi says:
u utilized zichao
=O

qiaoyan says:
UTILIZED
OMG

zichao says:
looking at my...
ans key lah

now that we have the background of the story...

zichao says:
the feeling rite
when we are doing those stuff to others
it feels so...

weiqi says:
orgasmic.

and a few more exchanges like the abovementioned one...

qiaoyan says:
weiqi swear on ur
erm

zichao says:
balls

qiaoyan says:
i was going to say jap test results
or sth

weiqi says:
i'll swear it on the happenings of that night of weakness at hotel 81.

and a temporary conclusion, having skipped some of the other similar exchanges...

qiaoyan says:
why din u bring me to the mandarin meritus
or the pan pacific
wts
so lousy
hotel 81

weiqi says:
got 16 dollar chicken rice
then no money to buy
so hotel 81.

zichao says:
its whr...
qy made her first move to...

weiqi says:
the mysteries of the night unfolded
right in that room

zichao says:
a series of unfortunate events happened in that room...

and finally, for the completely lost...

qiaoyan says:
actually ppl watching this entertaining bullying of moi
this is just some farce about how they helped me to cheat on an exam
by showing me the ans key in hotel 81

weiqi says:
and now all is revealed D:

*END*

ahha and i dont know where this came into the picture, but.

weiqi says:
O witless nincompoop, dash your brains out with thy own limbs
that thine words never reach mine orifice
- Shakespeare.


ahhh and i havent talked about the language fest in school today.
from doing chem prac i ended up watching caleb, eli and weiqi teach each other french, german and japanese o_O
ok, granted, weiqi didnt actually teach anybody anything -________-
but, reading out caleb's (favourite) french passage on homosexuality (le homosexualite~), eli's german passage on stress (highlights include über and herzinfarkt) was funnnnn xD

weiqi's learned some french!

weiqi says:
les gays en lesbiennes =]

mass of iron tablet = 0.27g
mass of iron in iron tablet = 0.67g
^ prz tell me how to explain that.
it is not an anomalous result. EVERYONE GOT IT. D:

BLEH. tmr end of wk yo.
SAM'S BIRTHDAY COMING 8D.
unfortunately i'll be spending that day...
in amk...
being rag-and-bone girl.
nvm nvm LOL.

okkkkk i think i shall end my post here.
i enjoyed writing it! (even if you dont enjoy reading it, ㅋㅋ)

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