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Saturday, June 30, 2007

alright, lets talk about misc. ndp stuffs first (:

the umbrellas stink as usual. bahh. :/
oh yah, they were giving out some orange banana boat sunblock, which according to jesmine resembles white shit. but in the end isabella still used it to try and, er, dilute her beret mark.

oh yeah i met bessy's sister at ndp!
but i think i scared her.
oops.
but jesmine was being stupid and not noticing the 'SNG 1st Company'.
not my fault.

it was damn stupid okay!!! me, jesmine, bella and xinru sat tgt, thn beside me was the, er, 'fake cueman' called david. haha. then behind me was yankai and a bunch of toot boys, and diagonally in front to the left is nisa while to the right is yingjie. the beginnings of a highing session.

alright, talk about david first.
all he do is laugh and laugh and laugh okay!
jesmine only has to say one sentence for him to laugh.
mine lagi better.
he only has to LOOK at me to laugh. :/
i do not have a comical face, unlike _____.
hurr, but he is qt a nice guy.
we threw all our sunblock to him.
all he did was "oei"
but he still took it.
how nice is that.
and in the end we kind of forced him to keep it.
i said he was too white, so he must maintain his fairness using the sunblock.
kind of lame.

oh yeah, speaking of david.
he put his bottle somewhere near nisa's chair.
and nisa very unwittingly took it up and drank from it.
only while she was drinking did anyone realise that she was actually drinking from david's bottle instead of her own.
-.-
abit her bottle has liquid paper all over the cap?
and david's bottle has his big name all over it?
abit blind only la hor. (:

nisa was doing very stupid things out of utterly mundane actions such as drinking water and eating peanuts.
the sirs were throwing out packets of peanuts, and i dno if david was the one who wanted the peanuts or was it nisa.
whatever it is, the sir threw a pack in their general direction.
nisa just screamed.
and whacked the pack of peanuts forward two rows.
PRO.

nisa apparently has loads of siblings whose names end in nisa.
but we cant catch their names.
neither can jesmine pronounce nisa's name, it seems.
tarmizzunnisa!
I REMEMBER!!!
wahahaha.
i rmb got two 'z's and two 'n's (:
in the end, we just called her tummy or tiramisu.
pretty stupid.
we also made up stupidish names for her sisters, like 很热-nisa, quadratic nisa...
you get the drift.

and yingjie...
DAMN FUNNY OKAY.
we tried to swap nisa and david's bottle caps while nisa was at the toilet.
but it failed, thanks to david.
so we swapped yingjie's and nisa's instead.
but we saw two bottles, both seemingly with J on it.
but one in black, the other in white.
i think we swapped them around.
i THINK.
thn yankai was like 'act natural, act natural' when yingjie and nisa came back.
so we acted natural.
and nothing happened.
YET.
until we got back after the rehearsals for dinner.
then abit the confusion started.
they started to drink from each other's bottles.
and then for some reason, nisa started taking yankai's bottle and passing it to denise.
cos yankai was the one who instigated the swapping.
yeah.
then nisa said she is SMART, because she knows who exactly to pass to so that yankai will not get his bottle back.
somehow we also found out that the white J is not a J but a C.
referring to his girlfriend, whose name sounds something like carsinni or something.
yeah.
anyway yankai tried to pretend that he didn't care.
he said "take lor, take lor"
then i said "are you sure, its your darling cassini leh."
then he said "OMG CANNOT CANNOT" and jumped up and tried to get cassini the bottle back from denise.
but he failed.
minutes later we were told to form up behind the chairs.
yankai got kicked out of the contingent apparently, so he didnt fall in with us.
he seemed to be trying to manoeuvre around the chairs.
i asked him "are you still looking for your cassini"
all he said was "pathetic"
but he still went to look for CASSINI.
and apparently, we think we might've swapped yingjie's, nisa's and yankai's bottle caps around, so yankai and yingjie might be drinking from each other's bottles while nisa is safe, or maybe everyone is in danger of saliva contamination.
thanks to us man, wahahaha.

james' umbrella overturned.
as in.
i dont know james personally.
but i think that was kind of stupid.

oh oh oh and david is still super nice.
he helped us throw our dinner boxes (:
even though he was laden with dinner boxes himself.
tsk tsk so sad.
we ate tiramisu ice cream also.
how sad, tiramisu tummy's tummy is filled with tiramisu.

yankai is LOUSY, haha.
he cannot defend himself when he is being suan-ed.
we suan-ed him like siao in the bus.
and all he did in defence, if at all, was to laugh.
like...
nisa call him 白痴, 白猪, 同志, 猴子, 我恨你 also same reaction.
LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH.
dont even know how to suan back man.
haha.
and i am still positively sure his voice is lower and more 沙哑 now than in bnco.
i think people remember me as the hyperventilating course i/c ):
but nevermind, i remember yankai as the fella who hurt his toe.

-scene in bnco, checking strength time-

me talking to group i/c: okay, qixiang went home for basketball...
group i/c: qixiang went home for basketball...
me: and yankai hurt his toe.
group i/c: and yankai hurt his... huh?
me: TOE. yankai hurt his TOE.


how stupid is that. hurr.
and he always sit opposite me during mealtime.
and kept looking stupid when he was trying not to laugh.
cos like, y'know, not allowed to fidget.
so eyes keep glancing here and there.
then they tell us to look straight.
which is like at each other.
then i will start thinking how spastic he looks.
and he apparently thinks i look funny too.
so we will start trying not to laugh.
and he looks even more spastic when he's trying not to laugh. :/

and i still havent started about sophia and haziq la.
abit haziq alw pangseh sophia.
so meann right.
last week he went to gay around.
heee.
and pangseh sophia.
this week he went to date ___________.
AND PANGSEH SOPHIA.

some more sophia sound exactly like a 失恋的情人 okay.
abit we were complaining about how haziq is so mean to keep pangseh-ing sophia.
and all sophia said was:
"aiyah its okay la. he alw do that to me."
in this super resigned voice.
like...
SO 戏剧化!
like this guy keeps having affairs or something,
and his super nice but super pitiful girlfriend just accepts it willingly.
and then if i rmb correctly,
jesmine and i were suggesting ways to give haziq a good payback time.
and i think sophia said "dont want la..."
again, SO 戏剧化!
like the super-nice-but-super-pitiful-girlfriend right, she usually has a bunch of very headstrong friends.
then they all want to 打抱不平 for her when she is, uh, mistreated by her boyfriend.
and then she, who still doesnt want to hurt her boyfriend, tells them to not do anything.
but in the dramas, the headstrong friends usually do what they want to right.
heh heh.
戏如人生,人生如戏.

every saturday tomoe gives me rather shocking news via sms.
it is quite a nice surprise.
hehehe.
and every saturday i tell it to jesmine, but i refuse to show others.
haha.
i feel MEAN.

i dont think i've laughed so much in ages.
i laughed alot alot today.
thanks to the spasticity of yingjie, nisa, yankai, david, sophia and haziq.
they each have varying degrees of spasticity.
not to mention how fun it is to break up a 'quarrel' between yingjie and nisa simply by poking either of them.
but yingjie's aim seems to be very poor and she ended up poking my ribcage instead.

alrightt.
i shall look forward to next saturday.
provided i manage to survive the five days before saturday.
including... -gasp- POP!

speaking of POP,
i still cant believe yankai is probationary OIC.
wait, no, i think he already is the OIC.
or OC, as they call it, actually.
BUT STILL.
omg la.
i rmb nisa saying he is the only, uh, ELIGIBLE person.
sounds like they are choosing bachelors instead.
whoops.
heehee.
still in the aftermath of zi-high-ness.

i hid my head in my bag alot of times today.
possibly cos there were advertisements like "HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR NDP 2007" and i was there wearing the prominent red ndp tee and stinking the entire mrt, possibly making others hold their breath too.

alright, i did a very long post today.
heeeeeeeeeee.
i better go now.
midnight liao.


EDIT.
alright, fine, i found out, his girlfriend is cassini and not carsinni or something.
yeah.
he calls her darling and she calls him dear.
he wants to be with her forever and she...
well, she didnt say anything but she said their story wont end.
yeah.
http://danbandettos.blogspot.com/
-points points-
END OF EDIT.