i must say im thoroughly amused by how deluded my mum is abt the time i am spending at camp away from home.

mum: since its cold, u can wear ur slacks to slp ba.

me: in the middle of the night will kena changing parade one, slacks qt hard to change out of.

mum: really? nvmd at least u hv ur sleeping bag.

- S T O N E -

sleeping bag. ahem.

me: no slping bag one la... u tink so shuang meh.

mum: hah no slping bag? then u slp on wad?

me: groundsheet.

mum: aiyoh so 惨.

me: -S T O N E -

ahem. how deluded has she been for 3 camps now. and theres more.

me: eh mum i cant find my green mug. can we go army market and buy?

mum: huh green mug? how does it look like?

me: ok it looks like this red mug (holds up red mug used for art purposes), but its smaller and its army green in colour.

mum: hah army green ah. why cant it be blue?

me: blue is for ma'ams

mum: oh. how about red? purple? (other colours which i refuse to list out)

me: -S T O N E-

someone remind me again how deluded my mum has been.


btw after going to army market, i got a new torchlight, cos the previous ones totally cant light up anymore. alw kena spoiled. why? because of one lovely little thing called BUNK INSPECTION. lucky i nv kena the bunk that got all the tables pushed off. otherwise i assure you my torchlight will be buried in the field near my house in bits and pieces. ironically it had the letters JTC printed on it cos it was produced by Jurong Town Corporation.

this time my new torchlight has LED. and i finally got my dad to explain how its supposed to make it so bright and wad on earth does LED stand for, but im definitely going to forget. hais. anw it costs $5. wows la

oh yaaa i forgot i bought solid fuel too. wonder if must bring or not eh, since the camp kit list apparently doesnt state anything about needing to bring solid fuel. and im sure solid fuel is not under "things needed for mcom".

"ok, -patient's name-, the gas stove is spoilt ok, so we cant serve you ur lunch right now ok? instead we're going to cook maggi mee and sardines using the mess tins and stove and solid fuel for ur lunch hor?"

-shudders- wad a stupid scenario i am imagining.